You know what Hawaii does not have a lot of? Awesome comics about local superheroes! There are a few, but I think what we need are a trio of crime-fighting girls. With powers. But not good powers. Like, spectacularly crap powers. And together, they harness their terrible newfound abilities to battle the dark forces of whistling dogs, menehunes, snarky shark men, and disappearing owls.
SOMEONE SIGN ME ON, I’m already drawing this thing.